Islam teaches nothing but respect towards women. As long as they're "modest" and obedient...

Mo was always a practical one. A man has his needs, a wife can have headaches or become boring over the time, but a chattel can't say no and you can have as many slave girls as you can get your mitts on! Lo Allah is wise and powerful!

You can't beat Mo's offer. He's the real deal.

Muhammad is the awesomest of the awesome. You'd better heed his advice.